had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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