that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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