hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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