the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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