I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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