:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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