I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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