I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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