why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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