maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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