I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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