You're so nebulous sometimes
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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