They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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