It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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