I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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