You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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