I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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