I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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