i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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