batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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