Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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