What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize