the new term for farting is butt boxing.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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