Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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