gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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