Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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