its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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