grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she told me i tasted like america
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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