i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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