I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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