It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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