Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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