It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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