I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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