Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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