Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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