He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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