Dual....:-)
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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