So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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