Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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