Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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