And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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