i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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