My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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