we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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