i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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