TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
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