How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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