batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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