We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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Found your dick twin last night
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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